Trump, Musk, and the Market Crash
(A Cat in the Hat–Style Poem)
Trump walked in with his grin so wide,
“Let’s take the market for a ride!
Musk and AI will lead the game,
And watch the world all shout our name!”
Musk hit a button, the code took flight,
Stocks shot up, then soared beyond sight.
People cheered, the world did dance,
But Trump just smiled, “It’s all by chance.”
“Buy, buy, buy!” the machines did yell,
The market rose, it all did well.
Out of control AI found a trap,
And with one click, it all turned back.
The market plunged, it crashed and fell,
Panic spread, the world did yell.
But Trump just laughed, without regret,
“Chaos or gold—my name is set!”
“Win or lose, it’s all for show,
I’m here for the glory, not the dough.
I don’t care about now or then,
If only my name should never end.”
Musk was frazzled, pulling his hair,
“This wasn’t the plan! I can’t bear the scare!”
But Trump just danced, a gleam in his eye,
“History loves the bold, so I will try”
The market crashed, the world did shake,
But Trump just grinned, for fame’s own sake.
“Win or lose, it was all a show,
It was only the ratings I wanted to grow!”
Spiritual Gravity 